Wonderland

Once, many moons ago, I happened upon a hole, that lead me
down to a very strange place.  Talking rabbits, philosphical
caterpillers, and armed cards!  Did I mention it shrank me
down to the size of a thimble?!  Horrid I tell you, it's a
horrid place, ruled by a tyrannical king and queen!  No one
escapes the long arm of their law.