Difference between revisions of "Change 6037"

Originally Posted : Thu Apr 01 15:36:16 2021<br>Posted by : Trix<br>Title : Super Cereal Changes<br><br>We have some exciting new changes to share with you that are going live right now.<br><br>* In addition to Patreon to support the MUD, Tsunami now has an OnlyFans account.<br><br>* All players will now have their 'eyewear' slot filled with a mask to reduce the spread of COVID-0x13<br><br>* The Apocalypse sub-area, Pestilence, is currently under quarantine.<br><br>* The Tsunami government has passed a bill decriminalizing certain drugs. Herbalists rejoice as now they can 'inhale' without worrying about the authorities.<br><br>* The Gorgons and Basilisks of Tsunami have declared their favorite number to collectivey be 420, for obvious reasons.<br><br>* Made spider invasions five times more likely to occur than other invasions due to popular demand.<br><br>* Following the trend of everything getting smaller, Giants are now Mediums.<br><br>* Fetches have been readded to the game.<br><br>* Your sensitive mind notices a wrongness in the fabric of space. Please 'bug' this change. If possible, submit a log of what happened and ask an online wizard to capture the debug log.<br><br>* Players are no longer able to die. Rather than condoning violence players will now receive a hug when they reach 0 hp.<br><br>* A betting arena has been added where players can bet on which wizard will come out of hibernation long enough to make a change.<br><br>* Since more wizards log in than players now-a-days, the roles have been reversed and now players are expected to code while wizards play the game proper.<br><br>* To welcome Orion back out of retirement, a special belt has been coded in his honor. It doesn't do anything it won't even pants up.<br><br>* Experience gain from playing Yahtzee reinstated.<br><br>* Fetches have been removed from the game.<br><br>* Ogre knights will now summon a donkey for their steed.<br><br>* Wizards, having finally taken over the population have revealed that they weren't Wizards at all, but had painted over the 'L' with a 'W'<br><br>* In an effort to improve the new player experience, players can now 'procreate' in game, and a new player now goes through the process of being born and aging in real time.<br><br>* The Humane Society has generously donated cans of wet food and litter to help sustain Wildcat.<br><br>* The server hamster has been replaced by a chinchilla, increasing operation speed by at least 10 percent.<br><br><br><br>[[Category:Changes_Board]]