Change 6576
```Originally Posted : Mon Apr 01 14:33:47 2024
Posted by : Raine
Title : The most serious changes that have ever happened.
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Oozes are now 10% less viscous and have been renamed to Seeps.
The governor of Tsunami has passed strict gun control laws, as a result
Gunslingers have been removed from the game.
Due to the rising price of gas Juggernaughts are now approximately 40%
more expensive to play.
Fetches have been readded to the game.
To make things more interesting, heals will now sometimes deal damage to
the player instead of healing them.
A new system that allows you to hire mercenaries to go hunt NPCs for you
has been added. ho has the time to grind anyways?
After lengthy discussions a fifth stat is finally being added. Rizz,
formerly Charisma will modify the mercenaries you're able to recruit.
We're officially launching a new game - Tsunami Lite, alternatively known
as "The 'little' wave."
To better reflect real world situations housing prices have been tripled,
then tripled again.
Due to dropping temperatures Raine will now be known as Snowe.
New taxes have been added to every purchase made from any shop in the
game.
Players will now also have to file a new form to the Tsunami Internal Tax
Service yearly to report how many dinars they have acquired and will be
taxed accordingly.
After consulting a leading chromatologist, we've collectively decided that
Chaitan is more Chaibeige.
The day/night cycle has been removed because there's spooky ghosts out
there at night. Sorry Aramitamas.
All of the current classes are going to be merged into Upper, Middle, ad
Lower. All subclasses will now be called "jobs" and unfortunately they've
all been replaced by AI.
We regret to announce that Tsunami has suffered a data breach. Luckily the
only data that was taken was your favorite food, and your biggest
nightmares.
Fetches have been removed from the game.
Tsunami is now going to be more "on Brand." No, literally, we tattooed it
on his thigh.
Wildcat has finally been tamed and will now be known as Housecat.
All those things you've been wanting added to the game are totally coming
soon, we promise.
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